What's The Difference Between Muslim Making Love To A Mannequin Versus Michael Matt Making Love To The Ballot Box?


The difference? 

Well we got video evidence of a Muslim making love to a Mannequin, we only have the pro-democracy writings of Michael Matt that hint at his bizarre love for the Ballot Box.

Matt owns the publications that promotes the Christopher Ferrara doctrine on voting, which states that:

If you cast a ballot for Obama or any Democratic candidate you go straight to Hell upon death.

If you vote for a third party candidate you go to purgatory upon death.

And of course in order to remain in a state of grace you have to vote for McCain or Romney or any conservative protestant candidate.

This Christopher Ferrara doctrine on voting was created in 2008, so the Church has not had time to verify the validity of the Ferrara doctrine. Hopefully Pope Francis will give approval of the Ferrara doctrine.


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