But Mom I Wanted To Be The Una Lonza!

Una Lonza Paris with Zebra Nicky and Mom

Warning ... strange message on Paris's T-shirt
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"Never fall in love with an evil woman. You will give her your heart and she will never return it. And for the rest of your life you will be incurable, a lost romantic unable to ever fall in love again."
— anonymous

The Sun:
PARIS HILTON has issued a warning about the evils of women.